You know That Guy–the guy you see stumbling from the tailgate to the stadium. The one who drank one too many haircuts to show how “AWESOME” he is, and was probably the target of multiple “icing” incidents. Notorious for his slurring slander as he attempts to hate on your school–as if he would even be grammatically audible…That Guy.
Well now, the next time you find yourself in the cross fire of his impotent insults, you can strut on by–coolly ignoring him (while he drools on himself) and slide on your hater blockers, subtly promoting your awe-inspiring school swag [insert slow motion walking-away-from-explosion effects here].
Swag on my friend, swag on.